Finding an irresistible sale on pierced earrings, and against her better judgment, Mary allows Craig, the box boy, to pierce her ears with a price tag lancer. (Son, Amery, takes photo evidence with Mary's phone.)
Knowing school start in less than a week, she decides to go through the painful process of memory assimilation. Don't worry, it's for your own good.
"Ma'am, I understand that your eyeball burst out of its socket while you were straining at the toilet.""Please stay calm and we will reattach it. And don't worry, this kind fellow is recording this humiliating episode on his smart phone. Instant youtube hit. You might be humiliated, but at least you will be famous."
What fun laura b.!!!! I am loving these.
Ananda: hee hee! Were you there? That seems surprisingly close to the truth...only the names have been changed to protect the innocent. bwahahah! I'm glad you liked this :-)AlienCG: haha! That's great! I sort of wish we could get that service :-)Sebastien: You have probably just tapped into a universal fear right there. Not so much straining out your eyeball...but having the evidence put up on YouTube. A new way to humiliate people! Yay! And just watch YouTube or reality tv to see how many people are willing to trade in their dignity for fame, no matter how fleeting :-)
Very clever. If I weren't brain dead on a Sunday evening, I'd jump right in...If only.
Churlita: Brain Dead on a Sunday Evening...sounds like a great song title :-)
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