Let's celebrate a Taraday, shall we? Instead of emailing this joke, it is going up right here for your viewing pleasure.
Two brooms fell in love. They decided to get married. It was a joyous occasion. The Bride Broom had never looked more lovely. The Groom Broom couldn't have been more proud.
On the way to their reception, the Bride Broom leaned towards her Groom Broom and said, "Guess what? There is a little Wisk Broom on the way!" The Groom Broom was astonished! He said, "How can that be? We haven't even swept together yet!"
I'm pretty sure she was sweeping around...