Since Tara asked, I thought I'd write a little post about DR's String Cheese Theory...not to be confused with String Theory or The String Cheese Incident! It is a fairly simple theory about how the way that you eat a piece of string cheese tells the viewer something about your personality. Specifically, he believes that the tinier the strings you peel off the more whimsical and fun loving you are. People who peel off bigger chunks are more practical and earthbound. If you just take a bite...well, basically you are a course beast.
The theory makes sense until you consider how I eat string cheese. I like a fairly substantial chunk because I want some satisfaction. On occasion, I have been known to bite right in! And I am very fucking whimsical! haha! Okay...maybe I'm not...I just like to think that I am. *sigh*