Fake Stuff is the Best!

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, accomplished Jai Alai champion and beloved opera singer, founded VMIIUGI in 1997, with one simple mission statement: to apply the values of synergy and human capital to business ventures and other fiduciary instruments as guidelines of the building blocks of corporate foundation as per ventures incorporated and such as.
Now a huge multi-national corporation, VMIIUGI is so big it's like maybe Von Matterhorn is a bad guy from a James Bond movie, except he's totally sweet and all of his body parts work normally.(Some of them above average. What up.) But he's not a bad guy. I mean, he's a little bad, drives a motorcycle, that kind of thing, but just the right amount of bad where he's not boring and maybe the right girl could turn him into a real catch. Boyfriend material, if we're being honest. But she'd have to be something really special. Like 36C at least.
Von Matterhorn is an industry leader in the manufacture of cute shoes, walk-in closets, chocolate, ponies, chocolate ponies, and female orgasms.

DR emailed me that and since I don't watch How I Met Your Mother, I didn't know what he was talking about. Sure, I wanted to meet this Lorenzo fellow, even if he was the creation of a creation. (^.^) Anyway, apparently Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was a Google phenom for a day or two last week :-) Made me laugh.

My other Fake boyfriend is this guy - He's milktastic.

For more fun, please feel free to visit dicktowel.com for all you It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia fans. Hello? Um, okay...guess that's just me. But anyway, fake stuff rules!