These crack me up, because I was an English Major. I say "was", but once an English Major, always an English Major. It is a permanent state of mind.
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Those are quite funny!
Hehe, I would've died of alcohol poisoning all the times postmodernism was talked about in my classes and books.
I would've gotten trashed while reading "The Odyssey" - having a drink for everytime they referred to Hector and his "flashing helmet". They mentioned "flashing helmet" ten zillion times in that story.
Very funny. I was an English major in the 80's, so for me, I'd have been trashed if I had to drink anytime someone said the words, "meta" and "cathartic". Jaysus.
MrManuel: They really tickled me.
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Sebastien: I'm glad you decided not to go hard core with your drinking games! I like you better amoung the living.
Tara: hee hee! The flashing helmet...what a way to get trashed.
Churlita: Me too! And I probably would have enjoyed college more if I'd had a few while translating Chaucer and Beowulf.
Q: Why are research scientists increasingly turning to lawyers instead of the traditional lab rats, for testing new therapies?
A: There are some things rats won't do.
DiDC: ha! Thank you for that excellent lawyer joke :-) Love it.
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