Tuesday, April 21, 2009
How Hot Is It?
We here in Southern California are experiencing a heat wave. How can you tell it is really, really hot? Glad you asked...
You know it is hot when...
...you start bonding with your air conditioner.
...your electric bill is higher than your rent.
...you cancel your Hotmail account because the name is unbearable.
...chickens lay fried eggs.
...the squirrels are handling their nuts with potholders.
...trees are whistling for dogs.
...you experience condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet.
This post has been brought to you by a band of hyperactive children who need cool down time in their public library. Thank you.