Is this thing on? Ahem, Ladies and Gentlemen. Unfortunately, I will not be able to recommend contracting one of this season's flu viruses going around. I repeat, I am NOT recommending this particular illness. On the plus side, if you can remain immobile for 24 hours or so, it will go away. On the downside, you will spend many of those 24 hours praying for the sweet, merciful release of death. I now return you to your regularly scheduled program.