Here is my bowl of cereal, featuring the lead UTENSIL for today...Sir Spoon. Well, yes, there is quite a bit of sugar on those corn chex. It was an accident. Possibly the fault of some other nefarious UTENSIL.
Clearly, Sir Spoon is a fine UTENSIL and made short work of the job at hand. Another successful feed!
Now I'ma go about my business and you're gonna go about yours. If you are a decent human being you will not speak of what you saw here today. Good day to you. I said Good DAY!