Okay, here is a mahi mahi:
It is sometimes called a dolphin fish, but it is NOT, in fact, an actual dolphin. It is more like a tuna or something. And it is delicious. Last night at Sergio's it was par-tic-u-lar-ly delicious. I didn't take a photo, but it was along these lines:
Yummy and not at all evil. Mine actually came with refried beans and Spanish rice.
So, in conclusion, I am not a monster. It is true, I am not vegan. For some, that might qualify me for monsterhood. But at least I did not chow down on Flipper.
Thank you for your support.