Last night at 9pm, when I was driving home from work, I was keeping myself amused by trying to think of the phrases that no one wants to hear under any circumstances. It actually sort of started as trying to think of cool pretend band names, but turned into this. Here you go:
-It's the transmission.
-Is this YOUR dog? (can substitute son, daughter, etc.)
-You might want to try a stronger deodorant. (can substitute breathmint, mouthwash, etc.)
-Did you mean for it to look like that?
-Let me write up an estimate. This will take a few minutes.
-Is that it?