Milly: I sent you an ecard. DId you get it? I can't tell if it got sent!
Me: Yes, yes, I was just going to open it!
Milly: Cool, it worked! I'm sure it's not as good as L's
Me: Better by far!
Milly: You're just saying that so I won't cry!
Me: Not at all. I am not trying to break your heart.
Milly: Oh thank you, kind Bear! Please don't tear my heart out of my chest with your fierce claws.
Me: I have sheathed my fearsome claws.
Milly: Thank you again, Kind Bear. Could you please give me an egg or flower to show your kindness?
Me: Certainly. Perhaps you would like a nice piece of rubber fruit from that meeting I went to today...or a nice fruit leather?
Milly: I eat all kinds of fruit! Leather or Rubber? That sounds weird.
Me: I know huh! Very S&M fruit choices...
Milly: Those poor innocent fruits. THey have no idea what they're part of.
Me: Oh, I don't know about that. They like to act all pure and innocent, but it could well be an act...