Monday, August 13, 2007

A Reason for Everyone to Be Glad I Don't Text You When I'm Bored

Milly: I sent you an ecard. DId you get it? I can't tell if it got sent!

Me: Yes, yes, I was just going to open it!

Milly: Cool, it worked! I'm sure it's not as good as L's

Me: Better by far!

Milly: You're just saying that so I won't cry!

Me: Not at all. I am not trying to break your heart.

Milly: Oh thank you, kind Bear! Please don't tear my heart out of my chest with your fierce claws.

Me: I have sheathed my fearsome claws.

Milly: Thank you again, Kind Bear. Could you please give me an egg or flower to show your kindness?

Me: Certainly. Perhaps you would like a nice piece of rubber fruit from that meeting I went to today...or a nice fruit leather?

Milly: I eat all kinds of fruit! Leather or Rubber? That sounds weird.

Me: I know huh! Very S&M fruit choices...

Milly: Those poor innocent fruits. THey have no idea what they're part of.

Me: Oh, I don't know about that. They like to act all pure and innocent, but it could well be an act...

7 comments:

evil-e said...

S&M leather fruits....hmmm

I think I took a wrong turn somewhere, I thought I was checking l.b.s blog out. Oh well, I will try again.

l.b. said...

Evil-E: haha! Hey, days can be very long here at the library.

Tara said...

Because of that kind of funny dialog between friends, I almost regret deleting my Yahoo IM thing. :)

l.b. said...

Tara: haha! It can get sublimely ridiculous in a way that face to face conversation only seems to when alcohol is involved...

Soph said...

Much randomness...

...I must make more effort in writing random texts to my friends!

Leather fruit?

Fantastic:)

l.b. said...

Soph: Love you blog. I hope you'll stop back here again. If I bribe you with fruit of a dark nature, will you come back? haha!

Churlita said...

I love fun texts. Feel free to post some more.