By now, you must all know of my silly fascination with fortune cookies. Well, I had a couple left over from when we had Chinese take-out last Sunday, so I brought them to work with me for a snack. I have to say, the fortune cookies spoke to me deeply. I was as amazed as any slow child would be!
The first one said: Your present plans are going to succeed.
I was all, "Yesssss!"
Thes second on said: Your home is a pleasant place from which you draw happiness.
Okay, that isn't really a fortune, is it? But anyway, I was all, "Yesssss!"
All in my head of course. I was sitting at my desk, in my place of business! Well, maybe I did do that little Napoleon Dynamite "yessssss" a tiny bit out loud. I don't think anyone heard me. Or, if they did, they were kind enough to pretend they didn't. Yessssss....
7 comments:
did you try those with the "between the sheets"?
They are pretty funny.
I have to trust the cookie, they are so sweet and delicious...Homer
Good fortunes are always a good thing. I normally don't subscribe to the fortune cookie's, but they sound like they prophesized you.
Those are uncannily true of what's going on with you lately! It's freaky but in a good way, right? :)
If I talk to myself or make random celebratory shouts at work, I'm not usually too embarrassed. I figure I'm working with a bunch of fellow loonies anyway. ;)
Did you see the fortune cookie monster cartoon I put on my blog?
Evil-E: I always do "in bed" with my fortunes, always. And it always makes them better :-)
AlienCG: You are probably wise not to fall for the power of the cookie. I just cannot help myself and these ones were so good to me!
Tara: Yes, exactly! Freaky, but in a good way :-)
Yeah, I try not to worry to much about how insane I might appear at work. It isn't like most of the people here are going to win Upright Citizen of the Year awards...or something like that.
NoRegrets: I don't think so, and I kind of looked around for it, but didn't find it...
I also use the "in bed" at the end of my fourtune. It always spices them up just enough!
Greg: We have to amuse ourselves somehow, right?
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